Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? With Voldemort gone for good, many thought Harry would simply allow himself to fade away. - Iruka's birthday is coming up in a few days and Naruto needs help finding him a birthday present, so he enlists the help of Sakura and Sasuke. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black. HD Complete On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. Summery: What would you do to win back the person you …er…like even if he’s a down right bastard at times?
DMHP SLASHImmortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. He goes on though and must find a new purpose to live. When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Sasu Naru & plotcentric Neji Naruto Above a flower shop in New York, is a newly rented loft. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets.. Sasux Naru, Nejix Gaara and hints of Shikax Temari in later chaps. Where will Harry even have the time to do such a thing, with school work, hunting down horcuxes and fighting bad guys?
Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings.And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010What happens when Itachi starts a voodoo merchandise line, and sells them to anyone willing to buy? When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. Sasuke is King of the Cells until Naruto comes along.Wicked – Every year, Konoha Theatre Arts Academy showcases new talent with a Broadway Musical. Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. For Sherlock BBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. This latest misunderstanding lands him in a competely different world.This year, it's Naruto's turn to be a star, and with his friends (and secret admirers), the show is shaping up to become something truly... There's no way to describe it when three little whirlwinds invade your home and ruin your peace of mind, but Sasuke's got to deal with it, and what's worse, it's Official. Hagrid never had the chance to bring Harry to Dumbledore, instead he was given to the Aurors and raised in a secret training program. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. There has to be an Origin to everything, even magic. Utterly confused Harry finds himself caught between annoying muggles and giant perverted cat people.Harry finds a spell that will allow him to have one day with no consequences because no one will remember it, including him.
But things happen that he could never have predicted. Naruto and Gaara have escaped The Sound Genetics Lab and Orochimaru's three year plan is put into action. Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. [Finished]As a regular customer at the restaurant Sasuke works in, Naruto's always forgetting his leftovers. Naruto and his family begin a new journey that will take them far from everywhere and everyone they know.COMPLETECOMPLETE: What if Harry and Draco were really friends behind all the insults and fights with each other? Determined to live on as the monster his brother created him to be he promised to find those azure eyes once more and ask for forgiveness.AU Yaoi Vampire Fanfic The Auditors have resurrected Mister Teatime and given him a mission: kill Life and end existence.But then he realises that there is no control over a powerful love as theirs. Harry/Kurt Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. Will he pull himself together to take care of the baby Naruto, who is also in need of comfort and love? He has to keep fighting, but he may have to do it all alone.Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. FINISHEDNaruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. If you want me to hurry up, feel free to send your threats, pleads and coffee cakes to my Twitter account.--Future--The Queen of Destiny – Neji's had a hard life so far, and it's about to get harder. Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. Just before Danny leaves Jersey, Ma tells him a secret: Frank Williams isn't his biological father. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit. Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content.